About Alyson Wonderland

Get to know me a little better!^^ This is a little something I saw in 's journal, and I thought it would be interesting to throw in here!

A
- Available: Well, I’m single
- Age: 18
- Annoyance: My younger bio-sibs
- Allergic: To nothing, lucky me!
- Animal: Black Widow Spider, Scorpion, Snake, and Praying Mantis (who sees a theme emerging?)
- Actor: Yes, I am a good actor (comes with the territory of being a good liar)

B
- Beer: tastes like moose piss. Give me something with a little sweeter taste any day
- Birthday/Birthplace: June 15th in Fredericton
- Best Friends: Got a few~ Lissy-doodle-bug, and then a few really good internet buddies!
- Body Part on opposite sex: Does it have to be opposite? *shrug* Oh well, I like the chest and hands of both. The chest is just a quirk of mine, and the hands because I think they're absolutely fascinating. I can spend hours looking at someone's hands.
- Best feeling in the world: That’s X-rated
- Blind or Deaf: Should it matter?
- Best weather: Clear Summer morning
- Been in Love: Oh yes, many times, but only once truly in love
- Been bitched out?: Oh yes, and I tore a strip of her for it
- Been on stage?: Yeah- it’s like a second home
- Believe in yourself?: Like you wouldn’t believe
- Believe in life on other planets: That's where my brothers came from
- Believe in miracles: I’ve seen enough to believe
- Believe in Magic: In the everyday kind~
- Believe in God: With all my heart
- Believe in Satan: Colin and Ian (brothers) have seen to it that I do
- Believe in Santa: Yes, of course! Don’t you?
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Most certainly
- Believe in Evolution: If you don’t believe man came from monkeys, take a good look at my family. -_-


C
- Car: a bright red, 2-door 08’ Hyundai Accent. I call him Bullet.
- Candy: I only eat it occasionally
- Color: Green, Orange, and Fuchsia.
- Cried in school: Yeah, a few times. Not ashamed of it either
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Fair Trade Chocolate!
- Chinese/Mexican: I like Chinese food, I suppose... I don’t think I’ve ever eaten Mexican style...
- Cake or pie: Neither. I hate pie, and I work with too much cake at the bakery to want to eat it
- Countries to visit: USA, Ireland, Iceland, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, India, Australia, New Zealand, Papau New Guinea, Russia, Taiwan, Thailand, Japan, Korea, China, Brazil, Spain, Scotland, and Switzerland. Not necessarily in that order. P.S. This is not a complete list.


D
- Day or Night: Nocturnal, mostly.
- Dream vehicle: Something that is completely eco-friendly, right down to the material it’s made of.
- Danced: All the time, by myself or with someone.
- Dance in the rain?: Yes~
- Dance in the middle of the street?: It was more like a hoedown in the middle of a highway at 3 in the morning on my birthday with a couple friends, and afterwards we just laid there and stared at the stars until a car came.
- Do the splits?: Yeah. Wanna see?.


E
- Eggs: I like them runny~
- Eyes: I’d have to say a mossy hazel, but I’ve been told they’re green. I have to wonder whose eyes they’re looking at.
- Everyone has: Stupid moments. Some more than others...
- Ever failed a class?: No. Ever excel so much at a class that everyone hated you? Yeah~


F
- First crush: Believe it or not, it was a girl when I was five or six and her name was Alison Feltland.
- Full name: Alyson Evelyn Wonderland.
- First thoughts waking up: Fuck school.
- Food: Kamut pasta! Or homemade pizza made by my aunt!


G
- Greatest Fear: Babies and Pregnant women. Get over it people- it’s called paedophobia.
- Giver or taker: A good mix of both^^
- Goals: Publish my novels, become a renown erotic romance writer, buy property in the middle of nowhere in either New Brunswick or Nova Scotia, get my Uncle John to build me a self-sufficient eco-house, and then live like a hermit for the rest of my life.
- Gum: Yes~ Chew it like crack
- Get along with your parents?: Most of the time, I guess. Ma okay, Dad’s in Afghanistan, but so long as we’re talking comics or sci-fi, we’re pretty good.
- Good luck charms: I make my own luck!


H
- Hair Color: Reddish brown, I guess
- Height: 5'3”
- Happy: Yeah, until you piss me off.
- Holidays: SAMHAIN!!!!!! The Winter Solstice! And Christmas, I guess~
- How do you want to die: Peacefully in my sleep, unlike the passengers in my car.
- Hate: Capitalism, consumerism, racism, ageism, sexism, poverty, war, prejudice, George W. Bush, Stephen Harper, discrimination, slavery, child labour, the World Trade Organization, NAFTA, fossil fuels, greed, Wal-Mart, deforestation, global warming, and- um... my brothers!


I
(In guys/girls)

- Eye color: Any colour
- Hair Color: Any colour of the rainbow, but I do like people with dark hair the best.
- Height: If it’s a guy, taller than me. If it’s a girl, shorter than me. If it’s both or neither, we’ll play it by ear.
- Clothing Style: Preferably naked, but casual is fine too.
- Characteristics: Has to be strong, and willing to fight me. Perhaps a little protective, but that’s only so I’ll know they have my back when I’m protecting them. Give me my space, and I’ll give them theirs. Know how to laugh and take a joke. Nature-lover preferably. Doesn’t have to be smart, but at least be sweet enough to make up for it.
- Ice Cream: Whatever catches my fancy^^
- Instrument: Tambourine (can I get any more hippie?)


J
- Jewelry: Mostly handmade crafts from the market.
- Job: I'm a Bakery Bitch; I work in a bakery in a store called the Atlantic Super Store. Yes, the initials really are ASS.


K
- Kids: Fuck no.
- Kickboxing or karate: Whatever best to kick your ass, my dear.
- Keep a journal?: Only for Anthropological purposes.


L
- Longest Car Ride: Long enough to decide long car rides are not fun
- Love: Everything that I don’t hate
- Letter: I like the letter A, because my name begins with it, and because it’s the grade I get on everything. And I like the letter F- get creative figuring that one out.
- Laughed so hard you cried: Sure! I also laughed so hard I pissed myself once.
- Love at first sight: Uh-huh. It helps when you have beer-goggles on.


M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate
- Movie: All superhero movies EVER.
- Mooned anyone?: Hell yeah!
- Marriage: Fuck no. If I wanted to be committed, I’ll put myself in a psyche ward.
- Motion sickness?: I flow with the motion of the ocean, baby!
- McD's or BK: Neither. They’re both utterly disgusting.


N
- Number of Siblings: 2 (although one day it will be 0)

- Number of Piercings: I have three in my left- helix and two lobes, and 3 in my right, all lobes. Soon it will be more.

- Number: 13!


O
- Overused Phrases: X-rated
- One wish: Fix the world before we destroy ourselves
- One phobia: Paedophobic


P
- Place you'd like to live: Butt-fuck nowhere in the middle of the woods.
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi


Q
- Quail: wtf?
- Questionnaires: Are interesting^^


R
- Reasons to cry: Breaking my knuckle on someone’s face. Taking a rock to the forehead. Someone close to me has died. Watching animals suffer. Sometimes I cry simply because I want to- it's a major stress reliever. Oh- and if Colin and Ian died, they'd be tears of joy.
- Reality T.V.: Is fucked up and boring.
- Radio Station: rock, metal and alternative~
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yeah. Wanna see what else I can do with my tongue?


S
- Song: “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer
- Shoe size: bare foot
- Sushi: Have yet to try it^^
- Skipped school: Never in high school. University on the other hand...
- Slept outside: Yep.
- Seen a dead body?: Yeah, a few
- Smoked?: No. I know what that does to your body!
- Skinny dipped?: All the time when it’s warm enough
- Shower daily?: I may be dirty, but at least I’m a clean kind of dirty
- Sing well?: Depends how well your hearing is
- In the shower?: All the time
- Swear?: Fuck yeah!
- Stuffed Animals?: Are useless
- Single/Group dates: Orgy anyone?
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries~
- Scientists need to invent: A cure for stupid. Not the funny stupid, the stupid that’s fucking up this planet

T
- Time for bed: *shrug* Depends on when I have to get up.
- Thunderstorms: Are beautiful displays of natural power.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: I can lick my own snot- that’s close enough.


U
- Unpredictable: All the time! LaslejIUGDSawehdgLSHA;ESJUGKHslhbfkdjb!!!!!!!!!!!
- Under the influence?: I’m more of an influencer...
- Understanding?: More than you’ll ever know


V
- Vegetable you hate: *shrug* Pick one and I’ll give you a reason
- Vegetable you love: Carrots and peas.
- Vacation spot: Anywhere


W
- Weakness: Animals suffering. And I'm extremely hot-tempered when you get me going.
- When you grow up: I’ll rule the world
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No one. I’m pretty damn unique
- Who makes you laugh the most: My reflection
- Worst feeling: The day my boyfriend died. Try beating a feeling like that.
- Wanted to be a model?: No. I like to eat, thank you
- Where do we go when we die: Elsewhere
- Worst weather: When it rains fish
- Walk with a book on your head?: I did it when I was a kid! xD


X
- X-Rays: are something I want incorporated into my vision


Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Is the colour of piss, and if it's not... be a little worried.


Z
- Zoo animal: Colin and Ian
- Zodiac sign: Gemini.


LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you?: My cat, Lucy
2. Last person to see you cry?: My Ma
3. Went to the movies with you?: Jessica- we went to The Spirit
4. You went to the mall with?: My Ma, I guess
5. You went to dinner with?: God, it’s been so long... I don’t know
6. You talked to on the phone?: My Uncle John!
7. Made you laugh?: My reflection! xD